Someone posted this story on a message board I frequent, and I just recent found the author of the story. I have linked to the author's page where it was originally posted. I will refrain from reposting the story here, but I will leave you with a little teaser of what is inside. I warn you in advance. I cried, because of laughing so hard. I cried laughing, just listening to my co-workers read the story. It's just that funny. Here is the teaser...

Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!”

Read the story for yourself. I am sure you'll enjoy it!